sysadmin - responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do
with the system you're using. Contraction of "system" and
"administrator"
sysadmin [-ab] [-cd] [-ef] etc......
sysadmin takes care of everything, is generally harangued, must be
supplied with coffee, chocolate, and alcohol in order to function properly,
cannot be exposed to direct sunlight, and must not be allowed to have a life.
sysadmin is not intended as a user interface routine; other
programs provide user-friendly front ends; sysadmin is used by
everyone who can track him [her] down.
With no flags, sysadmin reads its standard input up to an
EOF, or a line which sysadmin wishes to parse, and then proceeds to
ignore it entirely and read news all day. When invoked with the -w option,
sysadmin reads standard input and responds according to terms of job
description.
- -bofh
- Go into Bastard Operator From Hell mode. This option causes sysadmin to
use tools stored in the /usr/lib/bofh directory to parse the standard
input and route user tasks appropriately.
- -cd
- causes sysadmin to become caffeine-deprived, resulting in system
slowdowns.
- -b
- causes the sysadmin to function normally while augmenting the standard
input with beer(5). Can be used with the -t option as well, depending upon
which version of sysadmin you are running.
- -t
- causes the sysadmin to smoke tobacco, which can result in significant
performance improvement, provided you are running the correct version of
sysadmin.
- -Cfile
- Specify an alternate configuration file (sysadmin.cf is the
standard).
- -dX
- set debuggin value to X.
- -fFullname
- Set the full name of the sysadmin.
- -Bf
- Create the sysadmin.cf configuration freeze file.
- -lname
- Sets the name of the "luser" person (that is, originator of a
given request). -l can only be used by "trusted" users (who are
listed in sysadmin.cf).
The -t option should not be used with a version of sysadmin which is not capable
of parsing tobacco input. Though the functionality of this command may seem
similar to the -b option, it should not be confused with that or the related
-c option.